Here’s a scooter to lust after (5000 W electric engine, 0-60 km/h in 35 seconds) … Czech pedigree, distinctive retro looks and all mod cons [bluetooth speakers, a reverse gear (genius, especially if you’re not a big, strong rider) and AC outlet], plus space for all my shopping, work bag, lunch box, files, laptop and more! It’s pricey at €9900 but not available in Australia anyway. Otherwise, I might consider saving my dosh towards it.

Still, I love the looks, the options and the fact that it is custom-built. Just wished I was visiting Prague this year and could book a test ride right now! (Photo credit: Čezeta)